Boutique Manufacturer’s
Announcing a Sampler System Guaranteed to Match your Order or Get it Exchanged for Free. Seriously.
Announcing a Sample Kit Guaranteed to Match your Order or Get it Exchanged for Free. Seriously.
Nationwide Stone Manufacturer Agrees to Give Away 1,000 Boxes of its TrueTone Sample Kits just to Prove its “Guaranteed Sample System” Works
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"The only regret you'll have is that you didn't contact them sooner..."
From Manufacturing Central
Dunn, North Carolina.
Hot and sunny.
July 2024
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Dear Homeowner,
If you need a solution to countless hours you’ve spent hunting for the perfect stone, trudging through local showrooms until you’re exhausted, and scouring the web at 1 AM to answer the burning questions spinning endless through your mind,
(and you’ve got a mason lined up)
Then this sampler kit will be the most important step in your stone journey to beautify your home.
Here’s why:
So far, you’ve avoided cheesy plastic faux panels like the plague,
And dodged every excuse local suppliers could throw at you—- long lead-times, mediocre color options, and low stock,
Just to rescue your precious home from the avalanche of cheap products being peddled by pushy salespeople and pretty Instagram ads,
We feel your pain, because homeowners everywhere are complaining that…
But instead of settling for second-rate stone, and regretting your decision for the next decade,
you’re dreaming of a first-class home that will…
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make the neighbors burn with envy!
And light up a proud, beaming grin across your face,
Grace the cover of Better Homes & Gardens,
And send your ecstatic wife soaring past the moon.
If you could actually ACHIEVE that…
(In just weeks, or even days)
Then your achievement will be based on one solid, purposely-placed decision…
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Who can I trust to find me the stone I need?
Because stone suppliers are speckled across the USA. So finding stone fit for your home shouldn’t be a problem, right?
Yet prices are soaring—-$8.50, $12, $18/square ft.,
options are scanty,
colors are mediocre,
and down-to-earth customer service is just “bleh.”
While the Google search results are hounding you with ads for cheesy faux stone panels…
…panels plagued with a slew of issues—-fading, warping, general “cheesy-ness,” and heaps of regret.
And don’t get us wrong—local suppliers are probably just offering the best they can,
But their best is average,
Because by their very nature, suppliers can do only one thing…
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sell that old stock!
And “available” stock (laying around for 5+ months) isn’t always the “ideal” stock to install on your precious home.
Because the moment that a pallet of stock hits a local supplier…any chance for precision, craftsmanship, and care…
disappears.
So let’s cut to the chase…
You need a proven process that will turn your vision into reality effortlessly,
Without cutting out your favorite color options, gouging your bank account, or delaying your project by 17 weeks.
You need a solution that will carry your final stone decision all the way from selection, to manufacturing, to shipping, to installation,
All while…
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preserving the Masterpiece that you've always dreamed of
Which is why you’d have to be a zombie waking at 11am to not get excited about our offer in the headline at the top—-
“a Sampler system Guaranteed to Match your Order or Get it Exchanged for Free.”
Match? Free Exchange??
Guaranteed???
And yes, your inner skeptic might be screaming, “What’s the catch?!”
I mean, what homeowner wouldn’t be cautious about a claim from some random stone company on the interwebs never heard of before?
And this is definitely unheard of, because it’s…
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A turnkey “sampler system” guaranteeing results that only a manufacturer can offer
Because when a customer is connected directly to a manufacturing line,
the critical details aren’t crushed in the chaotic supply chain fray,
Abandoning you with the leftover pieces.
Since we’ve cut out the weak links between manufacturer (us) and customer (you),
this foolproof system ensures that the sampler kit you base your decision on,
rolls fresh off the SAME production line that your final order comes off of,
So that “sample” and “stone” look alike.
23+ states across the East, Midwest, and West coast